Monday, June 29, 2015

The 30-Day H!P Challenge - Day 1

Day 1: Your Favorite Idol 

Fujii Rio of Kobushi Factory




Why do I love Rio? Well, it's hard to pinpoint. You know when you see an idol for the first time and you just fall in love? This was me with RioRio. I just fell in love at first sight. 
I love Rio's leadership skills. You can tell the other members look up to her and love her so much. Her bright smile can light up my day. She's such a hard worker and you can tell she loves being an idol so much. Not to mention, she's extremely attractive!
I love you, Rio <3

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Asian Idols Are Truly my Life Savers

Hi guys--

Before I make the Day 1 post for the H!P 20 day challenge, I just wanna get a little real with you guys.

My life really sucks as of late, and I don't wanna go into detail, but I feel hopeless.

Nothing ever can go 100% right with my life, because I always wind up fucking up things somehow, or someone ends up screwing me over, or things just plain turn to shit.

But there's a magical drug I use to ease the pain.

It doesn't have any negative side effects, and it's there whenever I need it.

Just a little bit of it can make me feel better.

It's called...idols.

Seriously though, if I'm sad, I just look at a picture of Rio or Jiyoon, watch a ºC-ute PV or BTS MV, stalk Hello! Online and Koreaboo, and I'm all right for a little while.

I'm sure a lot of you can relate to this, too.

What is it about idols that's so amazing? Even though they obviously have flaws too (they're human), they still somehow seem like perfect creatures to us. It's a beautiful thing, sort of like an innocence. So when we watch their smiling faces in music videos, it's like the world doesn't have any problems anymore.

Writing on this blog is so therapeutic for me that I could write on it all day. Because idols make me happy. And writing makes me happy. If I put the two together, it's the best medicine in the world.

Thanks for supporting me and I really hope my blog fanbase will grow. This is my passion and I hope you all can see it.

I love you all.

-Calli

The 30-Day H!P Challenge -- LET'S START!!!!

Hey guys, so there is a 30-day H!P challenge that I wanna do.

Here are the days--

Day 1: Your Favorite Idol 
Day 2: The Idol you hate or dislike 
Day 3: If you are or were a boy who would be your girlfriend? 
Day 4: If the Idol was a boy, who would be your boyfriend? 
Day 5: Favorite Group? 
Day 6: Favorite Unit? 
Day 7: Favorite Couple. 
Day 8: Your favorite voice. 
Day 9: The voice you dislike. 
Day 10: The idol you used to hate and now like (or vice versa).
Day 11: Favorite °C-ute member?
Day 12: Favorite Kobushi Factory
Day 13: Favorite Country Girls member
Day 14: The idol with the best body. 
Day 15: Favorite Morning Musume member? 
Day 16: Favorite ANGERME member
Day 17: Favorite Juice=Juice member
Day 18: Favorite Kenshuusei
Day 19: Favorite Tsubaki Factory member
Day 20: 
Who would you like to be for a day? 
Day 21: The idol you have the most respect for or admire? 
Day 22: Your favorite "fashionista" 
Day 23: Past H!P member you miss the most? 
Day 24: Idol that is not one of your favorites but you think is really good. 
Day 25: Past group you miss the most. 
Day 26: Idol with the best personality. 
Day 27: Idol that you have special feelings for? 
Day 28: Idol that brings you special memories of something or somebody? 
Day 29: Your favorite idol leader. 
Day 30: The idol you'd like to go on a vacation with for a week.


I'll be doing it and I hope you all enjoy!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Kobushi Factory - My Saving Graces

Kobushi Factory.

Kobushi.

Factory.

You know how I thought I would stan Country Girls when they first came out? Well, I was wrong. Completely wrong. I don't really like their music and none of the members turned out captivating me except my oshi RisaRisa. Mori-senpai and Zekki are cool, but nowhere near oshi status. Chubby-chan left the group, which is fine for me since she was my least favorite. Manakacakes is talented, but not my cup of tea. As for Momoko...well, she's Momoko.

Country Girls seemed great until the music video for "Itooshikutte Gomen ne" came out. It was horrid. The only member I really like (RisaRisa) got, like, .2 seconds of screentime. The outfits were dreadful, and so was the music video period. The song was pretty good, but nothing to captivate me with. "Koi Dorobou," although having more bearable lead vocals, was still not good. So I pretty much threw the idea of stanning Country Girls out the window after their first single. Hearing their new A-side, which is extremely boring, just reconfirmed it.

Then, one night, my life changed, when I heard this:


'The girls are all so attractive, how is it humanly possible?' I thought to myself. 'The song is so good, how is it humanly possible?' I thought to myself. 

One girl in particular, though, caught my eye the most: Fujii Rio. Wow, this girl was hot. That was the moment I looked up everything about her and realized...."Hey I just met you...and this is crazy...but Fujii Rio...you're at the top of my rankings." ;)

After hearing "Survivor," I listened to "Nen ni wa Nen"'s live rip once again. I had heard it before, back when the group was first announced, but listening to it again, I liked it a lot better.



With the combination of these two songs and how perfect the girls are, I officially declared Kobushi Factory my oshi group; sorry, ºC-ute! This was just reconfirmed when the official audios came out; although, since I've been a mega-fan since the beginning, (hipster, I know ;D) I bootlegged the audios before they were officially released anyway. 

The two music videos, although not really music videos, for the songs were released and I was extremely hyped, even if they weren't much. 





I was pleased to see that everyone had a solo in "Nen ni wa Nen," and it made me love the song even more. Also, it's plain to see that these girls put their all into their performance, and it makes me proud.

In addition, they're around my age group (I'm 16) so it's easier for me to relate to them. My RioRio is actually just three months older than me, and we were both born in the same year (1999.) 

Upon hearing the news that Kobushi Factory would major debut in autumn, I was ecstatic, and I still am. I can't wait to see what my oshi group brings next to the table and I'm proud to say I've supported them since debut.

Calli's Official H!P RANKINGUUU as of 27th June 2015 RESULTS

Hello everyone, so yet again I've done the H!P ranking game. Again, you can play it here: http://www.geocities.jp/gzonegsp/sort/mergesort.html 


Here were my results: 

52. Miyamoto Karin (Juice=Juice)
51. Asakura Kiki (Tsubaki Factory)
50. Tsugunaga Momoko (Country Girls)
49. Niinuma Kisora (Tsubaki Factory)
48. Takagi Sayuki (Juice=Juice)
47. Inaba Manaka (Country Girls)
46. Ogata Haruna (Morning Musume '15)
45. Hamaura Ayano (Kobushi Factory)
44. Yokogawa Yumeno (Tsubaki Factory)
43. Aikawa Maho (ANGERME)
42. Wada Ayaka (ANGERME)
41. Sasaki Rikako (ANGERME)
40. Miyazaki Yuka (Juice=Juice)
39. Nomura Minami (Kobushi Factory)
38. Makino Maria (Morning Musume '15)
37. Fukuda Kanon (ANGERME)
36. Ozeki Mai (Country Girls)
35. Morito Chisaki (Country Girls)
34. Haga Akane (Morning Musume '15)
33. Hagiwara Mai (ºC-ute)
32. Taguchi Natsumi (Kobushi Factory)
31. Sayashi Riho (Morning Musume '15)
30. Uemura Akari (Juice=Juice)
29. Murota Mizuki (ANGERME)
28. Takeuchi Akari (ANGERME)
27. Ishida Ayumi (Morning Musume '15)
26. Yajima Maimi (ºC-ute)
25. Ogata Risa (Tsubaki Factory)
24. Oda Sakura (Morning Musume '15)
23. Tanimoto Ami (Tsubaki Factory)
22. Katsuta Rina (ANGERME)
21. Fukumura Mizuki (Morning Musume '15)
20. Hirose Ayaka (Kobushi Factory)
19. Nonaka Miki (Morning Musume '15)
18. Ogawa Rena (Kobushi Factory)
17. Suzuki Airi (ºC-ute)
16. Nakajima Saki (ºC-ute)
14. Yamagishi Riko (Tsubaki Factory)
14. Sato Masaki (Morning Musume '15)
13. Inoue Rei (Kobushi Factory)
12. Suzuki Kanon (Morning Musume '15)
11. Mitsui Aika (soloist)
9. Wada Sakurako (Kobushi Factory)
9. Ikuta Erina (Morning Musume '15)
8. Kanazawa Tomoko (Juice=Juice)
7. Tamura Meimi (ANGERME)
6. Okai Chisato (ºC-ute)
5. Yamaki Risa (Country Girls)
3. Kudo Haruka (Morning Musume '15)
3. Iikubo Haruna (Morning Musume '15)
2. Nakanishi Kana (ANGERME)
1. Fujii Rio (Kobushi Factory) <3

There has been many drastic changes since my last rank, but I believe this is because I'm really forming opinions on the girls individually, so this is a more accurate ranking. Not to mention, Uta and Berryz were deleted, and the Factories were added. How do your ranks compare? Let me know!





Friday, June 26, 2015

OH, THE HORROR! ºC-ute "Shocking 5" ALBUM REVIEW!

--ALL OPINIONS ARE MY OWN SO STFU IF YOU ARE BUTTHURT-- (yes, Chiimama, I stole the disclaimer idea, because people need to remember this is my blog and these are my opinions.

"What happened to ºC-ute Time?" :o

Well, it's gone. For good.

I mean, the blog is still viewable and stuff but I figured I'd just post everything H!P related on this blog, including ºC-ute, because this is Calli Loves Hello! Project after all.

Nooooooooow my friend Mara (fellow Rio oshi, ayyyy gurl) wants to torture me. But you know what they say, you must face your fears.

Deep in the fiery pits of Tsunku hell lies this horrid, terrible, despicable, trash excuse for an album.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO, it's ºC-ute's "Shocking 5!"

Released during the awkward time between Umeda Erika's departure from the group and the birth of 5-nin ºC-ute, "Shocking 5" is no doubt ºC-ute's worst album to date (Dai Nana Shou is pretty damn close, but this one takes the cake).

But rather than just telling you all how horrible it is, I will also write a track-by-track review, because that's my style.

SAA.....LEEEEET'S STAATOOOO!

NOTE: A-sides are bolded.

1. EVERYDAY Zekkouchou!!


If you want a refreshing pop song that sounds like it belongs in a video game, listen to "EVERYDAY Zekkouchou!!" I really like this song, I'm not gonna lie. When I initially got into ºC-ute, it was a song I ignored, and I'm not really sure why. The notes flow really nicely from one to the next. It's a song I can listen to and it will make life feel like life's all right for four minutes. Maimai and Erika are the only ones without a solo line in this song, which is surprising since it's a youthful song and they have young-sounding vocals. The only part of this song I'm not crazy about is the instrumental bridge, but I feel like Tsunku generally cheaps out on those anyway. (A really memorable one from ºC-ute, though, was Aitai Aitai Aitai na. That one was a masterpiece.) Overall, "EVERYDAY Zekkouchou!!" is a great album opener and a sweet, feel-good song. 

2. The Party!

"The Party!" is a song sung completely in unison, which is definitely not my favorite type of H!P song (with the exception of "Mikaeri Bijin" off Morning Musume's "TIKI BUN / Shabadabadoo~ / Mikaeri Bijin" single.) I think solo lines give a song more character, and unless the song itself already has character (again, think "Mikaeri Bijin,") a song can be ruined by lack of solo lines. This song definitely suffers from that problem. Another problem I find with this song is the notes are sung very choppily. I'm not sure if that was a stylistic choice, or if ºC-ute are just giving a poor vocal performance. Not to mention, after coming after unique power-pop piece "EVERYDAY Zekkouchou!," this song is just a bland disappointment. A lot of the melodies from this song sound borrowed from other H!P songs, which is a problem many H!P non A-sides suffer from. I think with this song, it was attempting to be funky, but it failed. An example of a great funk-pop song is SNSD's "Beginning," which was arranged a lot smarter than this song. Suzuki Airi is the only girl with solo lines in this song, as she gets adlibs at the end of the song. This is unfair to the other girls, since she sings 90% of the album anyway. The one compliment I can give to this song, though, is that the minor notes in the chorus work very well. Overall, a song to avoid from the album.

3. Aa Koi (Suzuki Airi solo)

"Aa Koi" is a rock song sung just by center and lead vocalist, Suzuki Airi. While this song is a huge step up from "The Party!," it's still lacking something. It lacks a certain "umph" that some H!P rock songs have (think "Abiru Hodo no Ai wo Kudasai" off ºC-ute's Queen of J-pop album.) I think this song doesn't flatter Airi's vocals as well as Buono!'s more watered-down rock does. This song, in my opinion, would've been better as a Chisato solo. Airi also sounds incredibly bored while singing this song. It sounds like she's just singing the notes, and not conveying any special message with her voice, which is something Airi is usually able to do but not in this song. The verses in this song are stronger than the chorus, in my opinion. The guitar solo in this song is GREAT, and I commend whoever did it. 

4. Bye Bye Bye!

Although not a favorite among ºC-ute fans, "Bye Bye Bye!" is a favorite of mine, personally. I think everything in the song works, even the strange "You see, I'm better"s scattered across the song. A cool component to this song is the unique electro-chirp effect on Nakky's "Odorimashou" parts. Although this song is, as most old ºC-ute songs were, an Airi and Maimi lead, this song has a bit better line distribution than "EVERYDAY Zekkouchou!," and they are both A-sides. I really like the harmonies in the verses, done by all the members. They're very subtle, but pleasing to the ear. My only complaint about this song, is Maimi's strained "Bye bye~!" at the end. I think it should've been given to Airi, because you can tell Maimi is really struggling to hit the note. Otherwise, I think this song is awesome. 

5. Lonely girl's night (Yajima Maimi solo)

"Lonely girl's night" is a solo sung by Yajima Maimi. This song is one of the stronger songs on this album. I think this song is very fitting for Maimi's deeper singing voice. It's mature-sounding and has a strong hip-hop R&B feel. A minor but nice touch to this song is the sprinkling of guitar and classical instruments in the verses. It really gives the song an extra push. A criticism of this song would be that on certain adlibs, Maimi's voice sounds resonant, but on others, it sounds very strained. Straining is a problem Maimi has always struggled with, but she's improved over the years. Overall, "Lonely girl's night" is very pretty and a well-produced H!P R&B song. 

6. Kimi no Senpou (Okai Chisato, Nakajima Saki, Hagiwara Mai)

"Kimi no Senpou" is, no doubt, the strongest song on the album. This song is amazing, and a huge standout from the others on the album. The guitar in this song is gorgeous, and the talking parts at the beginning of the verses are adorable. I think this song is especially fitting for Maimai's voice. Chisato, however, I believe is too good for this song; her vocals are too superior to the other two girls. This song has a masterpiece of a chorus, that I could listen to forever. It's a fun summer song, and it builds major excitement when you listen to it. 10/10.

7. SHOCK! (Suzuki Airi solo...kinda?)

"SHOCK!" is a promotional song widely hated by fans. Why? Because it's a bad song? Nope, it's really not a bad song at all. It's just the fact that it was an A-side where Airi sings all of the solo lines.  The other girls only get group lines and "Chyaa~"s. Musically, this song is pretty well-done. It kind of sounds like a spy-ish song, I don't know how to describe it. Airi hits the notes very well, which you can always depend on her for. The song has nice guitar incorporation. Out of all the A-sides included on this album, though, it's probably the weakest. 

8. Shigatsu Sengen

Now, let me just say, when I first heard the beginning of "Shigatsu Sengen," I thought it was going to be a stellar song. The opening guitar chords are extremely pleasing to the ear...but then the girls started singing. Now, this song isn't the weakest of the album, in fact, I really like it, but the instrumental to this song is just so much better than the vocals. It doesn't sound like it should be a ºC-ute song, which is a major problem with it. Also, the melody of the chorus just drags on and on, it's not exciting. The guitar solo is wicked, though. The guitar overall in this song is very well done. I like that everyone has exactly two solos each, which is unique of ºC-ute's old songs, where line distribution was not the best.

9. "Zansho Omimai Moushiagemasu." (Suzuki Airi solo)

I know what you're thinking...ANOTHER Airi solo on this album? Well, yes, unfortunately. Although, this doesn't count as much, because it was just the B-side to "Shochuu Omimai Moushiagemasu." Why did they include it on the album? I have no clue. Especially since the original version of "Shochuuu Omimai Moushiagemasu" was not even on this album, just a remix (which I won't review.) They could have just replaced it with a new and better song. Not that this song is horrid, in fact it's quite pretty, but it's like a filler. It has a similar feel to Maimi's "Lonely girl's night," but is less R&B and is more ballad-like. I personally think this song would've shined better as a group song with Airi lead, where there is no group lines and just composed of each member's solo lines, but that's just my opinion.

10. Yume ga Aru Kara

"Yume ga Aru Kara" is a boring ballad that is a poor excuse for an ending song. Want to hear an amazing ending song for an album? Listen to f(x)'s "Ending Page." This song is poor, cliched, and boring. The instrumental is pretty, but it adds little substance to the already tasteless song. Not to mention, it's ANOTHER song sung in unison, which gets old quickly. The positives about this song, however: the harmonies sound really nice and the song ends with a bang.


Overall? ºC-ute's Shocking 5 is an album composed of mediocre song after mediocre song, with the exceptions of "Lonely girl's night" and "Kimi no Senpou" (not counting the A-sides.) I would not recommend this album, unless you want to critique it like me. Listen to their other albums instead.